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doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment. often used historically by the samurai).

son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.

son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?

father: yup.

by Sexydimma May 18, 2013


doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).

son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.

son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?

father: yup.

by Sexydimma June 16, 2013


doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide ( using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).

son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, why people commit such an irrational act is probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always secular hope, by getting a social worker or something. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter the dire situation. don't burn your bridges is the sole piece of advice I would give these people.

by Sexydimma November 17, 2013


doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide ( using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).

son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, why people commit such an irrational act is probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire. Don't burn your bridges is the sole piece of advice I would give these people.

by Sexydimma February 8, 2014


doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).

son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, why people commit such acts is probably because they can't find life's meaning in any setting, religious or secular. However, you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire. Don't burn your bridges is the other piece of advice I would give them.

by Sexydimma February 11, 2017


Doing a greeny

Hocking up the deepest darkest most stickiest phlem And delivering it into your lady’s mouth!!!!!

Damnnn Jasmine I’m going to be doing a greeny in your mouth tonight get the juices flowing

Love John silly goose

by Jedge.17 June 16, 2022


doing a davies

Using only a day of annual leave to make a long weekend after an on-call 24hr shift.

Working a 24 hour shift on-call on a Wednesday (which results in having Thursday off as a rest day) and booking the Friday off as annual leave for a long weekend. If you were the person working the on-call shift, you would say that you are 'doing a davies' to imply that you are taking Friday off also.

by Welsh Anon May 15, 2007