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when one's hand hurts after hitting one's kid (or occasionally younger sibling) because said kid did something retarded
I gave my son a crack on the arse and now I have kid-hand.
You act like you ain’t got no type of sense and act like your 2 years of age
“You act like a kid you act like ain’t got no sense like you you 2 years old like my nephew grow up stop acting like a kid it’s not funny.
Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.
Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.
Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
usually a 8 - 12 year old (in worse cases it can go up to 19) who watches too much dream smp. this is one of two possible types of dream stans, one is a kid who wants to desperatly recreate dream smp but end up making a fool of oneself.
teacher: jacob you're partnered with caleb
jacob: oh shit im paired with a minecraft kid
caleb: would you be interested in joining the insanity smp? we're on season 3 and its really interes-
jacob: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO RECREATE DREAM SMP AND GO PLAY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT FOR A GOD DAMN CHANGE!!!
A shitty unskilled lowlife garbage scum of the earth, a worthless child with lack of brain nor friends. Sitting on their fatasses mashing the b button as they throw their worthless lives away eating their 30th slice of pizza in one day. These people have no place in society and are nothing but a disgrace to society belonging to the trash we step on
Metaknight kid- “Oh wow he has no father he uses meta knight”
when someone says “that’s kid” in reference to something, they mean “that’s cool” or “that’s good”
You got your ears pierced? That’s kid.
"Heyyy instagram! today My teacher was like 'do ur work' and i was like lmao lol omg hail nah and then I made my ex bf mad at me by shoving him to the ground. omg thats sooooo funny. that's my instagram post for the day, im so popular now so byyyy!
Sheesh, look at that ugly high schooler kid, she must be a jerk.