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your half mom is your half sibling (sibling that isn't from both sides but from either your mom or dad) mom
Im with my half mom and half brother
A (typically) human placenta that is eaten for the abundance of vitamins that they contain.
"Right after bae had the baby, I wolfed down that mom steak and I'm feelin fly."
I am tired of dealing with these broke chicks, so I finay got myself a mom steak.
Jimmy Neutron's mother. The phrase Jimmy's mom is usually said by Carl Wheezer.
"I don't know, maybe we could hang out with Jimmy's mom"
Typing ridiculously slow with your pointer finger
When I broke my thumb I was forced to start mom typing.
A female celebrity who just embues a powerful gay energy, regardless of whether or not they actually date women.
"Cate Blanchett, let's be real, in those suits she's a Lesbian Power Mom all the way"
"Jodie Foster is the Lesbian Power Mom we all want and need"
The type of mom who wants to control your decisions and never respects your opinions.
An example, "Ma, I want to be a actress Im the best at it!", mom; "Putang ina ka, be doctor, no actress!"
These type of moms ruin children's mental health and goals, sometimes put up the child to suicide or running away.
My Filipino mom hits me everyday