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When someone has a new kid, pet, etc. and won't shut up about them. Bonus points when it's their first time having a kid/pet/etc. (referred to as 'pet' from now on for clarity)
They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...
Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.
They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.
If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
A: Look at Mr. Whiskers! Isn't he so adorable? (repeat x100)
B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.
A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
Your mom understands why some animals eat their young ones.
"My mom can't be a cannibal lmao what you talking about"
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 🤨🤨 *vsauce music intensifies*
Stay late at night and your best friend's gonna manifest the cannibalism in your mum
A large majority of children get eaten by their mum everyday if they don't sleep on time.
Listen to Urban dictionary. Listen to your mum. Have a good sleep schedule :)
"Omg it's 3 A.M. and I'm still awake lols"
"Your mom's gonna eat you up if you don't sleep, mom cannibalism exists"
A Mom who secretly wants her kid to be gay, steals from people, and destroy those who mess with her.
Timmy: Matthew’s Mom a Mom girl. Her son is gonna become a criminal someday because his Mom wanted him to be gay, and she steals from people.
The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU
Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.
A very hot mom whose son has a huge package
Jeff- OMG it’s Trevor’s Mom i’m have to act up
The term crunchy mom is typically used to describe a mother or female caregiver who typically follows a natural lifestyle and incorporates it into their parenting. A crunchy mom attempts to avoid modern medicine, limits reliance on technology, and eats only organic foods.
I hate my "Crunchy Mom" she is so strict and I am not allowed to do any thing!
Stacey's mum has got it going on.
Originates from the sick song by Fountains of Wayne.
Has been ruined by people who hate milfs, and by people named Stacey who think they can stop us from listening to it just because they're sick of us telling them that their moms are hot.
"Damn dude, have you seen Stacey?"
"Stacey is nothing compared to Staceys Mom"