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Person: "Hey wanna see a rocket ship?"
Person 2: "Sure, I guess."
Person: "8====D"
Person 2: "Oh, what the fuck-"
*Person 2 is dead*
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surprise butt sex, used on online chat
did u 8===D ( * )last night?
Ya, it was super tight
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1. The two headed baby of Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Molly Hatchet
2. The greatest band on earth, consisting of Jack Black, Rage Kage, occasionally Dave Grohl, Lee, Sassafrass (the Sasquatch), and Spiderman
3. One of the few things preventing the ultimate death of rock at the hands of shitty music by rocking socks 24/7 365.
All the ladies in the house say yeah, come on you mothafuckas say a prayer, when you fight, you gotsa fight fair, you mothafucka, you mothafucka!, You know what time it is... TENACIOUS D TIME YOU MUTHAFUCKA GO!
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The D to P is also refered as the Dick to Pussy Ratio.
You are on your way to a party, you call your friend up and ask him "What's the D to P?" He replies "5:1", "It is a real sauagefest."
Oh good ol’ Ronny d... this is the nickname for a drink that will go down as one of the best and most legendary drinks in the history of broke college kids trying to get blacked on any given day of the week. That drink, my friends, is Ron Diaz. Rumor has it that this is the only other drink, besides dos equis, that The Most Interesting Man In The World, Jonathan Goldsmith, will drink. It even comes with a black cherry flavor that tastes like pure gold in a plastic bottle. This truly is one of the best cheap booze options for us broke ass college kids. You really are tweaking if you aren’t drinking Ronny d with every meal.
Chris: “Yo dude what the fuck happened last night?”
Brett: “Dude don’t ask me, I blacked the fuck out at like 10 off that ronny d.”
Chris: “Hahaha ya same I don’t remeber anything past like 12. Man, that ronny d really does taste too damn good, its dangerous.”
Brett: “Ya, isn’t she the best!?”
Daddy D is a fucking G. Daddy D always knows how to party and have a good time. They love to joke around and sometimes goes too far, but not too far. They enjoy lifting others up, even when they are having a bad day. Daddy D is a very trustworthy person. You can trust this person with any secret you have. Daddy D is a Daddy you will always enjoy being around in a positive way.