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its hisoka's cum but its pink. it looks like bubble gum.
hisoka looks at gon and he squirts his bungee cum.
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Like tone squelch on a walkie talkie but with cum from “wankie pankie”.
Jack was feeling sexually abandoned on a deserted island so he wanked out an SOS in cum squelch all over his sleeping girlfriends face in the hope of rescue.
when you do the helicopter dick while you are cumming on a girl while she is spinning in a circle
oh my god that cum tornado BLEW MY MIND.
that was the best cum tornado ever!
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When a man ejaculates his love juice into a dark Columbian roast, and then serves it to his lady of choice. Best enjoyed through gargling.
Phil created a lovely cup of cum coffee, and served it to his lady.
Sexual Nirvana: The point of extreme sexual satisfaction and/or gratification which leaves you unable to speak properly, think clearly, or function correctly in even the simplest of tasks. (Eg: Talking is impossible, as you are left staring blankly into nothingness.)
The State of mind that you are left-in after experiencing the MOST INTENSE ORGASMIC BLISS.
Someone who is 'Cum-Dumb' could very easily walk right off a cliff without even noticing because all they can think about is their intense orgasm, and nothing of potential dangers around them.
Someone who is 'Cum-Dumb' should NOT operate heavy machinery, or drive any sort of vehicle, etc.
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A individual with simplistic mind and a smooth brain who can only think about the next time he will cum.
Wow, George is such a cum monkey he ditched us to hang with Isabel.
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on muscular/ripped guys, the lines on both sides that lead from the hips towards the groin. the indention is the cum gutter.
after jacking off to completion, jeff admired his seed dripping down his cum gutters and back on to his nut sack.
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