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NOT originally-written, lengthy compositions of drivel cut and pasted into unsolicited emails or posted to other people's blog comments sections and / or to internet forums, especially to multiple usenet newsgroups.
Canned Spam usually attempts to support scientifically or politically absurd world views.
Use:
Canned Spam is often employed by Loony Left,Wingnut, and Netkook types in the false belief that most people would believe as they do if only it could be explained properly.
Every time I post about the economy, someone posts Marxist canned spam to the comments section.
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The term used to describe a large woman, typically a gunt in tight jeans. The term applies to the visual of the jeans being unbuttoned and the gunt popping out like the dough in a can of store bought bisquits.
Look at that Gunt. You undo her pants and she'll pop out like a can of bisquits.
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When a play, movie, or other visual art reaches a very emotion point, and someone kills the mood, typically by dropping something. Coined during Q-Artistry's 2014 run of Zurkis Grimm.
Did you hear what happened during The Wizard of Oz?
Yeah! I heard one lady decide to drop the can!
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Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...
Remember...girth is what it's worth.
Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.
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A sex toy that's usable by both genders. Might make sex uncomfortable if you try to use it as a condom.
Horny dude: I wanna have sex with this Pringles can.
Another dude: What the fuck is wrong with you?
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1) Noun: Navy slang (still in use) for any kind of waste receptacle.
2) Verb: Also Navy slang to dispose of anything, including figuratively (e.g. ideas, positions, persons, etc.).
Remark: Closely related to (Navy slang) "chit can", the expression for "shit can" when vulgarity might constitute a risk, z.B. in the presence of senior commissioned officers, a "chit" being any kind of form, stub, written request or permission, etc.
1) Don't throw lit butts in the shit can, you fucking idiot !
2) They shitcanned him in a hurry after he pissed drunk in the Captain's front yard.
That idea got shitcanned long ago because it was too expensive.
Remark: The chit can was full of requests for leave, that got rejected.
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A useless page full of numbers arranged by some software company in order to make themselves and the purchasers feel good, but which will deliver no meaningful or useful information for making any decision whatsoever. They usually have stale data and are full of bugs.
"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."
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