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Fucktards who listen to the government thinking that wearing a mask will save them from a flu. A 'covid masker' is a person who has sold their balls to the government and feminized institutions and now walks around to buy toilet paper in hoards while donning their mask like a badge of honour.
Oh look, a covid masker is looking for his balls!
I am a spoiled crybaby who puts on masks at the government's command.
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Being aware of your surroundings and cautious of covid-19
Dave wears his mask and stays 6 feet away from others because he is covid conscious
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Another name for monkey pox, a disease mainly contracted by gay men participating in gay orgies and looks like a rash of genital warts all over your face and body
You know that dude Rick? He got the schlong covid when he was getting his butthole worked on by a bunch hairy bears over at the Manhole bathhouse in Chinatown.
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When someone at work wants some time off and fakes symptoms of COVID (temp, cough, congestion) in order to get extended days off. Usually done around holidays or other days off. Remarkably when they person tests negative and has to return to work they have symptoms for the first hour of work; then forget to fake it later and sound perfectly fine later in the shift.
"They were complaining they couldn't get a day off so they took a "COVID vaca".
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When traces of the coronavirus has been found on the packaging of imported squid, which prompted the authorities to alert anyone who has bought it to get themselves tested.
Although there is no evidence of the virus being spread by food or packaging, however, authorities in China are taking no chances with Covid-🦑 when they encourage everyone who has bought or eaten imported squid to go for a Covid test.
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When you fart under the covers, if you can smell it or taste it your negative
Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus
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This group of people look a lot like the simp, white knight, social warrior, etc.
These are people who normally don’t do much in their lives but that once confined in their homes (because of the Covid-19, Coronavirus), they will feel compelled to complete certain useless tasks that have never been done in their lives or that they will do on very few occasions throughout their lives. Or on the contrary, they will perform certain tasks many times when normally not.
They have too much time in front of them and they don’t know how to manage their time.
They are also way too positive about the situation even though they shouldn't.
We can describe this group as very irritating.
Look at this Covid-Warrior on his fifth walk in less than an hour. Normally he never walks outside.
My neighbour is a Covid-Warrior, he keeps saying that everything is going to be fine.
My 40-year-old aunt drew a rainbow with the sentence below “It’s going to be fine!”. She’s a Covid-Warrior.
My grandmother bought 50 packs of toilet papers. She emptied the entire store, she’s a Covid-Warrior.
This Covid-Warrior doesn’t stop sharing several publications of positive attitudes towards coronavirus on Facebook.
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