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Jizz on the knuckles. Usually happens when you decide to still squeeze one off when you don't have anything to catch your load in handy. Also a person who accidentally picks up a used condom thinking it was a ballon.
Yo, tuttle, thats not a balloon you just picked off the ground jizz knuckles!
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An event in which men run a certain distance(varies) while jacking off along the way, thus jizzing all over the place.
guy one: dude how did the jizz-a-thon go?
guy two: it was great man, I jizzed at least 5 times in 2 miles.
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jizz bagged is being slammed in the ass by bubba the 500 pound black man with the 20 inch wang. In about 15 minutes of this h-core rape your anus will be 5 inches wider and loaded with jizz. Therefore making your anus a jizz bag for a black man's penis
pazer got jizzed bagged by haggard in the back of the local 7-11
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When one puts an item of clothing, eg a T-Shirt, over ones stomach to catch any stray spoog when knocking one out.
My girlfriend didn't suspect a thing until she found my used Jizz bib under the sofa. She had to tear it off the upholstery.
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A towel used to soak up your jizz once you get turned on by something extremly sexy like blood on the dance floor or oldmen walking their tiny dogs while riding their scooters. A portable version of a jizz towel is the new and improved handy jizz rag.
Example one: "jarrod matthew is so amazing and his eyes are so yummy, I luvers him"
"jeez dude, get your fucking jizz towel ready"
Example two: -riding in the car- "HOLYWALNUTS! did you just see that bilboard with Morgan Freemen?!"
"dude... I got this handy portable jizz rag for you to use"
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when a member of a message board attempts to be the last poster on every thread so that their name is listed down the left hand side.
first used on the publicrelationsexericse.com forum by lloyd carter esq.
lloyd obviously couldn't sleep last night cos he's been electro-jizzing all over the forum
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One who routinely ingests semen into any or all orifaces (see also cum dumpster)
"That dirty whore is one big jizz bank"
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