a ginger whos every step he takes shakes the floor and his fat so much he ends up looking like an blob ends up feeling like a Richter 9 scale earthquake
hold on to the wall here comes Adam is fat
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American beer the way it's supposed to taste, or one interpretation thereof.
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Lead singer of Taking Back Sunday.
.poet.artist.
Someone no girl can turn down fucking.
"A night alone with your most obvious weekness, you start shaking at the thought...." That weekness: Adam Lazzara
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People with this exact name are usually very fat and obese
Adam Reid is THICC
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The god/ Tony Hawk of Longboarding
Holy shit look at Adam Colton do work!!!
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Author of Dilbert, a comic strip where an ordinary office worker named Dilbert is oppressed by a fictionalized version of Scott Adams with pointy hair.
Scott Adams is the Pointy-Haired Boss. Just plug any of his given tweets into a Dilbert comic featuring him or any of the other evil characters.
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One of the most beautiful creatures in existence. This man would be the equivalent to if all avenger superheroes were combined to make a compelling, dominant, dynamic, mighty human with a massive penis.
Mahan: If only I was as big as Adam Khan.
Adam: Shut up right nioooooooow!