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The most disgusting and hated thing known to mankind. Has the most stupid name (Roshan) and is still making people rage over its existence after Ice Age 1's release March 15 2002. Blue Sky Studios has not apologized yet for creating this awful creature. He is probably is the reason your parents got a divorce.
Guy 1: Damn my parents got a divorce *clearly shows a sad face*
Guy 2: It's because of the Ice Age Baby Roshan
A younger individual that does not abide by the look and mantra/culture of the beatnik and is replaced with more normal American clothing, inovated tools, and strains. The outlook is an unconstrained critical thinker with goals of being a progressive Libertarian excelling in business,art, and human communication with the marijuana being only to be part of the experience not the entirety of the persons thoughts and actions.
“Dude, you rolled that joint in a second with that machine!”
“Yeah, It’s because im a new age stoner”
A deceased Tumblr blog, but while it was alive it was totally rad. Might return in the near future.
A: Damn did you see the blog, new-age-art?
B: Yeah! I heard it got shut down though.
A: really? That sucks, m8
B: yeah it does
a place where old people are dumped by their nice relatives
...particularly now that Granny's gone back to the old-age dump and they can let their true feelings really rip.
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the teen-age girl is often droven to dating a popular guy just becuse he does sports. often this boy is what they would call "popular". often these guys treat them like shit and ignore the guys that are actaully nice and care about people. and yet these guys always win and the nice guy finishes last. the only way to get a girl to notice you is to treat them like shit and play hockey.
"guy: hey ill let you suck my dick for a dollar"
"teen-age girl: what?"
"guy: fuck you bitch I do enough tripple A hockey to kill you bitch!"
"teen-age girls: :I love you!"
"nice guy: hey how are you?"
"teen-age girl: yeah yeah fine"
"nice guy: hey do you want to go to a movie with me? I want to get to know you better."
"teen-age girl: EWWWWW NO"
*teen-age girl runs
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Ice age baby is a literal fucking cretin that dosent deserve to live. Hes a simp and a sin and im most countries an illegal insult
guy 1:I hate you FAG
guy 2:Ice age baby
guy 1:cries
cops arrest guy 2
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The speed at which a person shoud be aging on the inside is either too fast or too slow.
Someone with "Age Speed Syndrome" could be a teenager who already has unknown dishcarge coming from places where there shouldn't be discharge.
Or it could be a teenager who still has fun doing things kids would do.
Age Speed Syndrome could mean a white substance coming out of your armpit at the age of 17 or loving to visit 6th graders at the age of 17.
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