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Alabama Lapdance

The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!

bro i loved the alabama lapdance i got last night, cousin theresa knows how to get down

by thecroatiancrockpot February 2, 2023


french alabama

When you plotting on a young man and he in the stall pissing and you run in and catch the urine in your mouth and spit it at him.

Yo jeff was in the dorm bathing hall last night and i toatally got him with the french alabama

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by dongathon November 18, 2017


alabama steambath

The sexual act of urinating on a fecal excretion while it is passed through ones anus.

My adventurous girlfriend insisted upon an Alabama Steambath.

by Ducker-doodle October 27, 2017


alabama longjohn

while wearing a pair of long johns, pull down the bottoms and tie them off, then liquid shit hot diarrhea and run around your house till their is mud prints everywhere.

my 3 year old sister alabama longjohned all day, i had to mop for 24 hours.

by Alabama long master December 8, 2018


alabama shakedown

When you shake a blind man or woman until they see again.

Bro, i was so drunk last night i gave some random person an alabama shakedown. It was enlightening for the both of us!

by pastafanatic31 September 16, 2020


alabama leperchaun

A midget jerks off in his hand and slaps you

That midget walked up and gave me an alabama leperchaun. I immediatly washed my face

by Ironworker April 11, 2018


alabama crabclaw

When a woman gets 2 pairs of tongs and tries to pull a mans dick off from underneath while he stands, arched making clicking noises with his tounge.

I’m hyped to try my luck with suzie to try the Alabama crabclaw

by BigBoyBartho June 6, 2018