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Alan Polanco is the hottest guy that ever lived he is the nicest person on the planet and really friendly
Alan Polanco was found in school and doesn’t know I like him 😒
A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.
Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan
Most perfect guy in the world. He is calm and has the sweeter soul ever, although he is very hot too.
"He is soooooo perfect, what's his name? Oh, Alan Miguel? That explains a lot."
A man and/or prior that has a large penis, so large he needs a condominium bigger than magnums
Guy 1: “Hey Alan Shen”
Guy 2: *has enormous dong* “Hi yes, that’s me!”
he needs to meet a girl that is always looking at him, he would probably like her.
Alan Guidet wears cutes glasses
When you go to a public toilet giving the impression of going for a shit but have a wank instead
Autistic school where most kids act baked and are nic addicts or the rest are skipping in the b wing where there is the most security but 0 people go in the bathroom, also the extreme double standards by the teachers is truly amazing, lots of smuck up white rich kids that think they know it all but will never engage in a fight, the fights are meh besides the one edgar mexican that only wants to fight yes mf im talkin bout u every fight ur in it, fuck mr kane that gay old nigga gave me a 3 hour.
Alan b shepard:
Cmon bro lets skip I got some nic
Nah im good
Cmon man x3