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Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.
Can also be used with any state or town!
Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!
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You start by slicing down the spine then splitting the rib cage of the other person from behind, then pulling their lungs outside of their body.
While pumping their heart with your hand to keep them alive, you then ride their body down a snowy hill like a toboggan.
"Aw man, Shawn just got an Alaskan Blood Eagle down that hill!"
"Is he okay?"
"James kept his heart beating... for now..."
While having Anal sex with your significant other leave His/Her arse gapping and ejaculate inside. Leaving all of your would-be children swimming inside.
Joel: So, how sex with Jennifer?
Mike: It was great! I gave her an Alaskan Fishing Well!
Joel: Damn son, you wild...
Like an alaskan pipeline - only one uses the frozen shitsicle to masturbate with, after poking holes into it so that as they approach orgasm - an increasingly thick layer of feces melts out of the condom onto their hands/nether regions
Yo man - did you see that video Shirley posted of her giving herself a leaky alaskan pipeline? SHIT WAS SO CASH!
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The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.
Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.
Fucking her in the ass til she gapes then dipping one ball in. When she makes her brown eye wink you'll never get it out
Oh my god Drew gave me an Alaskan bear trap last night, we couldn't get his ball out!
When a woman sits on the edge of a bed with her legs spread eagle. Then a man runs, thrusts his hips forward and tried to jump into her vagina.
Hey bill did you do the Alaskan ice fisherman last night. Not Tom, I tried a few times and missed and didn't try again.