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anal bees

Bees that fly into the anal cavity, and implant themselves into the rektum.

I hear Bode's anal bees really hurt.

by YaBoy1155 June 8, 2017


Anally Consume

The act of consuming an object with the anus.

I think John's presentation would have been better if he had anally consumed a live parakeet instead of just feeding it.

by Lawrence K. February 11, 2010


Anal period

When you've been drinkin' well liqour and Schlitz for days on end and you finally have to take a shit. When you sit down on the toilet and your asshole explodes with straight nasty brown liquid. Nothing solid, just liquid shit splatter all over the place.

Hey girl, I finally got my anal period today!

by Mr. McGigglepuff June 6, 2011


lit anal

a combination of fictional literature and analytical readings.

oh i just finished my lit anal!

by LOVEpuppies100 May 3, 2017


Anal Beadler

A person, male or female, that orally plays with used anal beads directly from an anus.

After all the time I knew Eric, I didn't realize he was an Anal Beadler until I accidently walked in on him sucking on his girlfriend's freshly used anal beads.

by BushBaybee December 15, 2009


Anal Flavouring

A subtile way of saying ones cooking isn't the greatest.

Mom, did you put anal flavouring in your spaghetti sauce?

by KevinVilleneuve August 17, 2007


Anal Glaucoma

You can't see your ass coming to work today.
Reason used as an excuse when a person does not want to go to work.

My co-worker claimed Anal Glaucoma. When I asked what it was, someone said, "He couldn't see his ass coming to work today."

by Colombian English Teacher October 22, 2009

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