chat worthy

a subject with not enough merit to be included in a 2am drunk internet chat

that is NOT chat worthy, i'll tell you about it later.

Chat Joke

A really dry dad joke.

"That was the worst chat joke that I have ever heard."

chatting doodoo

Chatting doodoo is synonym for chatting shit.

Person1: why you chatting doodoo about me mate?

Kopi Chat

Noun A monthly signature event of BLOCK71. Usually held in a form of a talk show (over cups of coffee), discussing startup technology, innovation, entrepreneurship journey, or all of the above at once.

Did you join BLOCK71 Yogyakarta's Kopi Chat last month?

max chat

What a cock womble says when they pretend they are busy.

i can't help at the moment, i'm at max chat.

chat asthma

When you get so excited or nervous, that you start hitting enter lots of times mid-sentence as if you're gasping for air.

Can become extremely annoying if done through email or if you have an alert sound because they'll be stuffing your message feed or inbox.

Spaz: oh fuck
Spaz: I think
Spaz: that chinese food
Spaz: is giving me
Spaz: the squirts
Spaz: gotta find
Spaz: a bathroom fuuck
Friend: Hah, sucks to your chat assmar

Friend: Holy shit, you've got my phone blowing up I got like 20 alerts from you what do you want?
Spaz: Excuse the
Spaz: chat asthma but,
Spaz: you gotta
Spaz: check this shit
Spaz: OUT mann

Chat Perch

A cyber-high-horse where one can boast, prance, or pontificate in a chat room environment.

Man I am really getting tired of Dan strutting around in here, I have half a mind to knock him off his chat perch!