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Taken from the christmas movie 'Elf'. A 'Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins was one of the lowest forms of insult, it's meant to cause offence. A term adapted to 21st century language.
"God, she's such a COTTON HEADED NINNY DICK"
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Its when the male ejaculates semen into the female's reproductive organ, normally known as the Vagina.
"How was your weekend"
"Dude best shit ever, she actually let me give her a Kansas City Cotton Factory"
(they do a jumping high five)
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Menstrual cycle, period, time of month
a phase of the menstrual cycle in which the uterine lining is shed
Woman: No fun tonight
Man: Why?
Woman: Because Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony
Man: :(, I guess I just use this sock instead
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Emily Gagnon is such a "Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins"
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(Noun) Elf that is bad at making toys and or other elf qualities.
I can't make that many toys! Face it, I'm a cotton headed ninny mugger
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A name that describes someone who isn't a good as others at certain things
I am a cotton headed ninny muggins when it comes to lacrosse
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Aids from your english teacher/shakespear
Jacks buddies asked him to go round for a BBQ and beers but he had to turn them down because he had a severe case of cotton-eyed joe.
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