Dean (/dēn/) - A tall and slender expressionless demon. A Dean often haunts every place he goes and purchases his clothing at convenient stores.
"The man walking down the street is a Dean."
"This man looks like a Dean."
Most handsome guy in Southern Africa. Cold and intimidating on the outside but soft inside and will love you to death. Possesses a big dick and will treat you right
Eveyone needs a Dean in their friend group
Normally an ugly looking cunt with a massive nose. Definitely Noncy in appearance and likes to fuck fat smelly women who haven’t washed for months. Dean’s are normally equipped with a Phet dick and find woman over 108 attractive. A person named Dean will normally go for months if not years without a fuck but like to mate with animals frequently.
Speaks shit French too!!!
Oh look there’s Dean, quick dive into the shop so the ugly cunt doesn’t see us
Normal person:He is basically an administrator
Sarvodayans from 2022:A pedophile piece of shit who spreads white fluid in school washrooms and tells maths is easy when he himself didn't pass SSLC 10
Student 1:I wanna go to the washroom.
Student 69:Don't go Dean might be waiting for you💀
Derives from the Ukrainian word for day., because if you are unlucky enough to meet a Dean he will ruin your day. And probably your life.
He doesn’t clean up after himself because he’s an ‘electrician’.
His views on covid vaccines are out of date, a bit like his pants. He lives in bath which is ironic because he never has one. He smells worse than a 3 day old disco vag, the condom in his wallet expired in 1999. He can often be seen sporting a dressing gown and slippers. Even at dance events. He has a potty mouth, and often talks about his sister. In a weird way.
I was unfortunate enough to bump into a Dean last night