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noun. A "Type 1 " stool on the Bristol Stool scale. Usually very round or egg shaped, painful and difficult to pass. They make a small and fast " Plop" when hitting the surface of toilet water. They require little to no wiping.
I pooped out 4 turd eggs. they were tiny like robbin's eggs and hard.
When something needs a little more pizazz and or "flavor" / "spice"
Devon seems really stupid today. Let's throw an egg on it so she's a good time.
An Asian who acts white, hence being yellow on the outside and yellow on the inside.
David Chen is such a inverted egg. He act's like a stereotypical white boy, and has the mentality off one too. He's nothing like an asian!
It is sometimes suggested that egg cement is a typo of "excrement". This definition however has been rejected by many peers. Egg cement is egg cement.
egg cement
1. Finally making a decision that needs to be made.
2. Ceasing to be a coward about a specific situation
Fuck it, I’m droppin' the egg and getting out of this town.
Dude, it’s time to drop the egg and ask her out.
When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.
"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"