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Devils gate keeper

The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.

So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.

by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019


Snow Gates

The title of a white guy the tries to act black and rich at the same time.

Man whats up Snow Gates, you keeping it real.

by southern love March 28, 2009


Gates Disease

Any condition, adverse event, or death potentially attributable to vaccines or countermeasures. The name was created to expose the lack of scientific ethics caused by multi-billion dollar investments and financial coercion from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation in the scientific community.

Jerry died suddenly of Gates Disease after getting his second Pfizer shot.

by Toothman22 August 16, 2024


Gates Disease

The diseases or maladies affecting any person suffering from vaccine injury, allergy or adverse events since Bill Gates began paying off media sources and medical providers / practitioners.

Maddy DeGary is a 13 year old girl in Ohio crippled by Gates disease.

by Sur At Rat September 20, 2022


Gates Disease

The diseases or maladies affecting any person suffering from vaccine injury, allergy or adverse events since Bill Gates began paying off media sources and medical providers / practitioners.

Maddy DeGary is a 13 year old girl in Ohio crippled by Gates disease.

by Sur At Rat September 20, 2022


Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.

"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"

by DJAJ Dubsac November 8, 2011


Tea Gate

When you're making the tea and forget to ask a person, therefore being confronted by the person.

"I got tea gated in the office again today!"

by QueenKumar March 5, 2017