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The act of masturbating or smacking your penis
Greg,"Why weren't you in class today?"
Fred,"Sorry I was spankin' the goblin."
One of the highest ranking in the peeping Tom category. A gloryhole goblin is a nasty little troll like creature who gets off on watching dudes shit and wash their foreskin.
"Bro I swear theres someone watching me I think it's a gloryhole goblin" "there ain't no such thing as a gloryhole goblin" 24 A Winter Street Sanford ME
Little Goblins are in metals and when it gets to hot they take away some atoms to make a pool party but when it gets to cold they turn it back to a solid
Bro why are some compounds solid at room temperature, while other compounds are liquids or gases?
Because stupid the Goblin Theory
A person who gobbles the female genitalia like their life depended on it.
Girl or boy1: Hey can I gobble your cunt?
Girl or boy2: Yes, of course, You little Cunt Goblin.
Someone who potentially has hacks enabled in PUBG but will never admit it who is always first on the scene to loot a crate and steal another persons loot
That fucking cunt Butt-Gobline stole all my shit again.
Someone who constantly bitches about everything. They intentionally try to suck the fun out of all activities until life isn’t worth living anymore. Only when life is a bland depressing wasteland of awfulness are they content with themselves.
Good god, Carissa is being such a butt goblin. All I said is that I want an Asian girlfriend and she’s all butthurt about it. She even said she hated me and that I’m a terrible person.
The smell of your breath when waking up in the morning, after having a post midnight snack.
Johnny said I had goblin breath when I woke up this morning. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that midnight burrito.