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I love you! something you will never hear because no one fucking loves you. you get that little bitch no one fucking loves you.
i love you, but ur tits are better
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what you say to a same sex friend when you feel affection towards them in a non sexual way.
Gee Larry you are swell at pitching a camping tent. I love you Johnny Cakes!
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When you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend that you love him/her, and you are told back “I love spending time with you”. The feeling is like you just took a shit, and sucked it back up your asshole, through that up, ate it, and threw it up again. (A lot like Two girls one cup).
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love spending time with you
Guy: *Jumps off bridge*
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Tiana Loves Nicole The Mostest And That Is The Facts
Tiana: I love you the mostest
Nicole: not possible because.....
Tiana: interupts and shows definition on Urban Dictionary
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Gavin Loves Tiana The Mostestest and that is a SOLID FACT
Gavin: I love you the most baba
Tiana: No you-
Gavin: ahem *interrupts and shows her urban dictionary* I love you the mostestest baba
"Hey I made Apple pie for you"
"God I love Apple pie"
Holding your lovers hand and want to secretly let them know you love them. You squeeze their hand three times. Once for each word. I *squeeze* love*squeeze* you *squeeze*
Girlfriends mind: we’re in public.. but he’s so cute I wanna tell him I love him… oh I know!
-girlfriend grabs boyfriends hand and squeezes three times-
The I love you hand squeeze