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Dunkeld Kenny
1970's porn star who went by the name Kenny Rogers-her. His signature move was the gold shower, which he mastered, perfected and make his own.
One of the first men in the industry to get a prince albert, this helped enormously with his golden shower scene's enabling him to shower numerous females at the same time with remarkable accuracy.
His career span 3 decades and there is even talk of a return to the industry in 2015 as his golden shower performances have never really been equalled. This along with his distinct orgasm sounds, a cross between a ghost moaning and squirrel being trodden on accidently by a semi handicapped person. This unique sound earned him the 1979 *He Cum vocalist award.
Kenny was very lucky to survive the AIDs epidemic that plagued the industry thru these years, even after his male/male scene with Jonny Holmes. Many put this down to the amount of urine he expelled in this scene.
*He Cum vocalist award is a very prestigious honor only given out every 4 years to coincide with olympics.
"I met this chick at the pub on saturday, i totally did a Dunkeld Kenny on her. It looked like she'd been hit with a fire hydrant."
When you dip your balls in a bowl of sugar and slap them on your wife's face.
Last night my wife asked for a Salty Kenny. I said ok.
Current Chieftain of the Dungeons and Dragons federation's Cuban branch. According to his autobiography he loves Dungeons and Dragons, knitting, and donating his hair to cats with cancer.
Lad 1: Did you hear? Gregory will be playing against Enda Kenny!
Lad 2: Holy sh*t!
Lad 1: I know!
He has a beautiful soul more than anyone. he is funny, smart, tall and kind however, he is only nice to someone close to him and he only has a few close friends and that's all he needs. He is smarter and stronger than he knows. He's very logical and sometimes it pisses me off. he is my first love and will forever live in me.
I’m so lucky to have you in my life.
Kenny Giarsa,
(noun) you are loved.
American open wheel and stock car racing driver who hailed from Indianapolis, Indiana. He was one of legendary NASCAR driver Tony Stewart's (a fellow Indiana native) fiercest rivals from his USAC racing days. During his short career, he had won the 1997 NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series Rookie of the Year honors-winning 2 races that season, as well as winning the 1998 NASCAR Winston Cup Series Rookie of the Year honors driving the # 28 Texaco Ford. No one will know what kind of career he might have had as he lost his life in a crash while practicing for a Winston Cup race that was run at New Hampshire Motor Speedway on the weekend of July 7-9, 2000. He was 30 years old, dying a month shy of what could have been his 31st birthday.
Tony Stewart donating the race trophy he won at New Hampshire to Kenny Irwin Jr's parents is a nice and touching gesture and a tribute to one of his fierce rivals that weekend in July of 2000.