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When a man gets a handjob from someone dressed as Abraham Lincoln.
" Danny gave me one hell of a Lincoln Stretch the other day".
a sexual task involving, "four whores and seven queers to blow."
Hey Ricky, tonight the boss wants a Lincoln Stretch.
The act of rubbing a strippers clitoris on the main stage with a $5 bill for ummm safety reasons
Yo did you see Bush almost got kicked out of the strippy last night? He gave the girl on stage a Lincoln memorial and the bouncers were not too happy about it
When you do it doggy style and jizz on the back of her/his head without their knowledge.
Specifically done when your girl/guy wants a quickie in a crowded place such as a mall or theater.
"Yeah man, I just gave her The Lincolning in the bathroom and people keep asking her why her hair is wet!"
"Brad gave me The Lincolning at my parents 25th anniversary dinner and then dumped me."
One of the most open-minded presidents, especially near the end of his tenure.
Abraham Lincoln hated the Confederacy until John Wilkes Booth opened his mind.
A statue people hail like a chief while they try and get all the Confederate ones removed. Washington owned slaves and so far nobody has suggested demolishing Washington monument or Mount Rushmore, it would almost seem like terrorism, so what's with the double standard against one kind of statue or monument and not the other?
People treat Abraham Lincoln's statue like the HNIC while they don't respect any symbol of the Confederacy or think it has any right to be there. What's with the double standard, when did one become so good and the other so bad? When the first updated editions of history books were written in 1866?
A guy history books (mis)lead people (especially brown people) into believing his intentions were more noble than they actually were. He was from Kentucky (the South) even though Illinois was called the land of Lincoln since that was where he rose to prominence. Had the South won the Civil War, the narrative wouldn't have been that he was a hero, it would have been that he was a traitor, so in order to protect himself, he had to make sure the North won at any cost. The same history books that write that Lincoln was a hero or a great man also write that guys like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were great men even though they owned slaves.
People seem to forget Abraham Lincoln was a politician and didn't give a fuck about them or future generations of their families, and though it's time the country saw a female president, a female politician would do all the same things as a guy, because she would come from the same human/inhuman race as the male politicians and everyone else, and would be capable of any evil and human weakness a male politician was.