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When you and four of your friends roll up on a chick and presuaivly convince the chick to take all of you on at one time in a discreet or a non-discreet location.
Michigan Slee Stacking, Me and my firends rolled up on her and Michigan Slee Stacked her.
When you have doggy-style sex with a girl so hard that she throws up in a wide-spread fashion for a few seconds as you pull on one of her limbs.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, so how'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she was a little tensed up and freaked out."
Guy 1: "Dude, did she hurl on your floor?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she went all Michigan Flamethrower"
when you get done with your 3rd side hoe and need a drink but you live in flint
Person 1: dies*
Person 2: bro why
Ghost of person 1: bro its that Michigan Poisoning
When your gf came back from the gym u take her gym shorts full of couchie juice and rub it all over your face and clean it
Jack yesterday i got an Michigan Wetwipe
Describes the method of doing any mixed liquor shot. The first person to offer another to do a " michigan state " shot is to buy one mixed shot. Drink the whole shot but does not swallow. Carefully allow the person who accepted the proposal to do a "Michigan state shot" to drink half the shot via a mouth to mouth method. Both swallow their respective halves. Shot is finished.
Gentleman gets introduced to an attractive girl at bar.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!
Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.
Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??
Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.
When you pay what you believe to be a woman $100 dollars in quarters to shit on your chest, but later it’s revealed that it’s a 47 year old Filipino man.
Let’s go to the massage parlor and get a Michigan Magic Trick
Something you call someone when they speak with a heavy Michigan accent.
Michigan trash can: Wanna go swim in the kreek?
Man: bitch do you mean Creek?
MTC: Yeah the kreek.
Man: I'm calling the cops you Michigan trash can.