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When you are a girl and you have a new friend that's non binary but was born with female parts and you text them asking for help on a math question and then you think your flirting but then after a bit of texting and then the friend says something like yea I do that especially with my friends and your listening to music the whole time this is happening and then when the friend says that a few seconds later Heather's by Conan Grey comes on and you just had a mini heart break because they said the word friends when you thought you where flirting 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
Mini heart break victim: Yea I was just texting with Dannie( not real person) and I thought we were flirting by they said no im just really affectionate with my friends when I said did I make you uncomfortable and now I'm sad as hell 💔
Random friend listening: yea it sounds like you are a mini heart break victim my friend
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It is one reason why stainless steel bottles are better than plastic bottles. Basically when you grab your stainless steel drink bottle, it is cold to touch. Its like a little teaser just before you are about to drink.
There are so many reasons why stainless steel drink bottles shit on every other alternative that an attempt to list them all would be an exercise in futility. How the fuck has the portable-liquid-containment industry survived for so long without these fckers in the mainstream. A few reasons below:
-It keeps my water chilled for longer giving me a more refreshing drink.
-It is rigid and solid and maintains it's shape. It doesn't crumple like a faggy plastic bottle when subjected to mechanical strain.
-When I drop the cunt it makes a manly noise CLANG CLUNK CA-CHUNK CLANG CLANG CLANG. This is much better than dropping a faggy plastic bottle and getting that soft little pop-pop-p-p-pop-pppppop noise that kinda sounds like two little g0oks in slippers playing table-tennis.
-It is metallic/silver in colour. As you know, guns are also this colour. Guns are hard. that is indisputable.. Compare that to plastic drinking bottles, they are the same colour as...... windows. windows are gay.
-Soldiers' canteens are metallic so they obviously share this opinion.
Be sure to invest in a stainless steel drinking bottle. Seriously, it is the best step you will ever make on the road to finding Mini Chill Thrills and obtaining top-quality, affordable portable-hydration-vessels.
Fros-ted Mini Wheat
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1 : A woman who, after checking her out from one side looks hot, but when she turns around is seriously busted.
Guy 1: Yo, that chick over there in the tight jeans is bangin'. I would totally mow that ass."
Guy 2: Dude, she's a frosted mini wheat. Wait 'till she turns around.
Girl in tight jeans: (turns around)
Guy 2: Oh shit! (nearly pukes.)
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The instax mini 8 is a type of Polaroidcamera.Its a instant camera so you see the film develop but don't shake it like a Polaroid
I love my instax mini 8
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The Mini Cagon( Not to be mistaken for a Half cat half wagon) is a crazy creature. It is half cat, half dragon. The mini cagon often dreams of what it would be like to be completely dragon, and if often considered crazy people. They are dangerous and roar if angered. Please people, stay away from Mini Cagons. Sure, they're fun sized, but don't let it trick you. Looks can be deceiving. They often appear to be humans at a glance. STAY AWAY. Not to be mistaken for it's ancestor the cagon
Ex: Josh: Danielle dreamed she was a dragon last night! She even growled at me today!
Jeremy: She's a Mini Cagon dude! I knew it bro! All that danger in a fun size. Scary stuff...
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extremely small hairy nodule protruding from from the male pubic region that is barely visible to the naked he/she-monkey.
dude you totally have two innies, your belly button and your mini monkey cock. -9th grader in boys shower
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