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An all-knowing song that is sung in all churches, temples, synagogues, etc.
Person 1: Bro, I just saw a fatass singing the Muffin Song on TikTok.
Person 2: Don't judge him too hard. The Muffin Song is love, the Muffin Song is life.
see whisker biscuit. Pussy that has aquired two to three days growth since the last shave.
I went down on my woman last night and got rubbed raw by her stubble muffin.
Having Sex with
At the party, I was stuffin the muffin with this chick from the Southside
The twink boi who is the drag queens bitch.
Usally blonde, 5'10, 145 lbs, young, hung, and dumb.
Said boi fetches cosmo's, ecstacy, and coke on drag night.
Also see fluffer.
"Hey boy wonder we need a little assitance in the batcave."
"Your left breast needs more birdseed."
"Destiny I can see your ducktape."
The roll of fat that slumps over the waistband of too tight lowrider jeans.
"That girl is cute but look at that muffin top."
1. A muffin you keep in your pocket when you are leaving the place where you got the muffin.
2. A sex act where by a woman is pleasured by someone sticking their hands in her pocket.
I am glad I took this pocket muffin because I am starving.
I am glad I took part in this pocket muffin because I was board.