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Monica had a stuffed muffin last night and for breakfast
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A sexy mofo that's a good guy with a good personality AND good looks; the whole package
Someone with not only good looks, but a good personality to back it up
Matt Baker is a studd muffin ;)
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An obese person whose legs chafe so badly that talcum powder or other dry applicant needs to be applied; but due to perspiration and walking, the applicant gets kneaded by the legs into a dough-like material that consequently runs down the person's legs.
For the record, a nurse introduced me to this term when describing aspects of patient care.
Dude, check out that porker's legs. I bet that fat's kneading stuff into dough as we speak. What a muffin maker.
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Having Sex with
At the party, I was stuffin the muffin with this chick from the Southside
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The twink boi who is the drag queens bitch.
Usally blonde, 5'10, 145 lbs, young, hung, and dumb.
Said boi fetches cosmo's, ecstacy, and coke on drag night.
Also see fluffer.
"Hey boy wonder we need a little assitance in the batcave."
"Your left breast needs more birdseed."
"Destiny I can see your ducktape."
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The roll of fat that slumps over the waistband of too tight lowrider jeans.
"That girl is cute but look at that muffin top."
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1. A muffin you keep in your pocket when you are leaving the place where you got the muffin.
2. A sex act where by a woman is pleasured by someone sticking their hands in her pocket.
I am glad I took this pocket muffin because I am starving.
I am glad I took part in this pocket muffin because I was board.
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