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Invented a late November night a few years by two northeastern girls. Dreamed big and dreamed of texas style boys, food, football and friends. At the same time 12:20, the both randomly suggested to play naked texas football in one of the great high school statidums and so it was born-- Naked Texas Football, full on tackle of course
When we go back to Texas, we are going to play Naked Texas Football, until we are covered in so many subtanteces we dont know what hit us
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Taco Bell breakfast item associated with painful and explosive diarrhea 2 to 3 hours after consumption
Hey dude, what happened to Darren?
Aw man idiot had a naked egg taco for breakfast and is home shitting his brains out
(Diarrhea), (Hershey squirts)
A rug, preferably from the 1970s, which is shaggy and used primarily for shagging shaggy women.
Paul: "Oh man, this playroom is so well furnished."
Francisco: "Oh, I know. Mostly because of the naked shag rug."
Striking a pose while lying down on your side
Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!
When u riding in ur slab and u decide to pop trunk and drop top and sho your naked ass or swing your nuts on those busters
lil Jalen has been riding slab and showing naked ass to all the haters
when you ain't got no clothes on and yo bootie be exposed.
Sheika: Damn, dat bitch be bootie butt naked.
Twan: Yeah, her bootie be stankin' too.
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the worst fucking larry fanfic to exist
whats your favorite larry fic?
probably i sleep naked
*runs away*
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