Naking

The act of streaking whilst shoving fresh, organic nectarines up your ass.

Dude, we all went naking on friday!

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Naking

A term used to describe baking cookies while being naked

i walked into the house to find my made/cleaning lady naking cookies with my husband

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naked this

1. In the English language, an instance of the word "this" which lacks a referent, i.e. some other word which explains what the "this" in question refers to. Lacking a referent, the "this" is thus "naked" and may prove confusing to the reader or listener, since they do not know precisely to what the writer or speaker is referring.

Sue: I really hate this.

John: Really hate what? You employed a "naked this" there so I don't know what you are talking about.

Sue: Oh, well excuse me, Mr. University of Dickishness. Fine. I hate this Grammar Nazi kick you've been on lately. Is that better, fuckface?

John: Well, yes and no.

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Nake

1.Any type of alcoholic beverage

2.The act of getting drunk

Chris : "yo bro did you get the nake for Tammy 's get together later today?"
Seka : " yeah bro bro i got gin and vodka ... we're getting soooooo nake tonight"

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naked

Anything meaning bare, mostly, but not limited to:

- Unclothed

-Seeing something with your naked eye (There being no obstruction between your pupils and the event/object

-Naked flame, a flame that has no shielding.

- To be naked of all pride/possessions, to not be proud of yourself or your actions/ to have no possessions.

"I want naked chicks!"

"The sun can blind a naked eye"

"No naked flames on the service station forecourt- Fire hazard"

"I couldn't pay up so I left the bar naked"

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naked

what i was as i typed this definition.

I am naked.She is naked, not to mention psychotically hot!

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Nakees

Those persons who enjoy sexual relations outside their otherwise fidelitous relationship - generally, along side their spouse, or at the very least, with the knowledge and approval of their spouse.

Honey, would you like to go on a date with another nakees couple this weekend?

We can't wait to meet some other hot couples at the nakees party we're attending this weekend!

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