Nig Nose

When doing cocaine, the equivalent of Nigger Lipping a cigarette, but with a dollar bill in your nostril.

Hey bro, do you want this bill back? I Nig Nosed it a little bit.

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nose hedge

nose hairs so plentiful and or long that they can been seen outside the nose.

Honey, it's time to use your nose hair trimmer on your nose hedge!

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Nose Dingleberries

A close cousin of ass dingleberries, these are easily observed snot or booger remnants clinging to nose hairs or around the rim of the nose. Usually the result of going out in cold weather with a runny nose or slipshod tissue skills.

"I wasn't listening to what he was saying because I was paying attention to his nose dingleberries."

Or:

"Hey, I want to talk to that girl over there but I've been sick lately. Do I have any nose dingleberries?"

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Vagina Nose

When somebody does not realize that a clitoris belongs to all women, and thinks it's some kind of odd unusual specimen.

Brandon: Yo I went down on my first girl today and unfortunately she had a vagina nose.
Ezra: You're retarded.

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Dolphin Nosing

When you are eating a girl’s snatch from behind while she’s on all 4’s and you simultaneously bury your nose in her ass crack and move the nose up and down her anus. This maneuver generally elicits a high pitched “Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeee!” sound from her the faster and deeper you go.

Rachel loves it when I do a little dolphin nosing. I like it too except I can smell her ass for days after.

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Squidward's Nose

A body part belonging to the "Squidward" species, it is known to be as large as an eggplant and had been mistaken to be the inspiration of Minecraft Villagers, Queen Cupcakke had rode this specimen 69 times a day, if your dick or femdick is smaller than your toes, expect Cupcakke to tell that you are a flop and that she will have to ride Squidward's Nose instead.

Your dick smaller than my toes, I'd rather ride Squidward's Nose

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Winter Nose

The kind of nose you get after walking outside in the cold. It starts running as soon as you get into warm air.

Co-worker: Are you getting sick?
Walker: Nah, I just have winter nose.

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