Dolphin Dive

A dolphin dive is a patented sex move invented by Lapz at Laurentian University. The move occurs when a man feels obligated to perform oral sex on a woman, then upon arriving "downtown" finds a bush that ressembles the Amazonian Forest (something that requires a bushhog rather than a razor to trim).

At this point a man may perform "the dolphin dive" which emulates the form of a dolphin jumping or the classical dance move "the worm" which brings the man back up face to face with the woman. Thus, avoiding the awkward experience of notifying a woman that eating her vagina would be like chewing dental floss

Friend: Lapz did you go down on her? What'd she taste like?

Lapz: Nah man I had to do a dolphin dive

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dolphin dick

what you call the penis of someone who still has the foreskin of their penis attached.

ewww cody is uncircumcised.
what? thats nasty, i cant believe he has a dolphin dick.

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Dolphin

Common "Code Word" for weed, or mary jane.

One might say "Hey bud, pass me some of that dolphin"

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dolphin conversion therapy

To commit suicide with a firearm fired upwards through the roof of ones own mouth. Thus giving yourself a Dolphin-esque blowhole on the top of your head.

1. Kurt Cobain did so much China White he decided to give himself a bit of the ol’ Dolphin Conversion Therapy.

Blue Dolphin on the Rocks

A new way for a designated driver to order a water in a bar/club and not apper to be a total tool to the hot a$$ girls nearby.

Hey man, can I get a Blue Dolphin on the Rocks?

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Dolphin Pussy Jelly

Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.

While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.

Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it

Simon: wait is that true?

Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”

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tiny pink dolphin

first one must start by tossing your partners salad or in layman's terms to eat ass, second it is important to proceed to have anal intercourse and cum within the ass, and finally turn your partner over and give them an incredibly hard punch to the gut for the cum to come shooting out to simulate the dolphins blow hole

I gave Madison's cousin the best tiny pink dolphin ever, the blow hole shot 5 feet!

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