Laurentian

A graduate of St. Lawrence University in Canton, NY.

You'll probably be able to recognize a Laurentian when you see one, because they are attractive, intelligent, and enjoyable to be around. The chose to come to SLU because they wanted to not only get an elite Liberal Arts education, but also enjoy their college days. Laurentians are athletic, very preppy, and know how to handle alcohol. They have school pride and will end up rich.

Person 1: "Wow, he was awesome!"
Person 2: "I know right, is every St. Lawrence Grad like that?"
Laurentian: "Yep, every single one of us."

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Laurentian Hot

Used in contrast to the regular definition of hot(Where one would be smoking at 10 and hideous at 0), A Laurentian Hot would be comparable to a regular Hot's 5

Rosie O'Donnell is Laurentian Hot

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Laurentian Elites

The self-appointed rulers of Canada who portray themselves as the natural rulers of the country and incorrectly believe they have some relevance, and who drip with smarmy, poncing ways. Usually used in a derogatory sense by people in the West; often for the central Canadian habit of supporting corrupt family dynasty rulers who are the love child of Fidel Castro.

The rest of Canada would love to leave, if only to get away from the unbearable Laurentian Elites.

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