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An absolute god among men. He has fucked everyone in your family.
"hey i found out johnny sins is my dad"
"yeah me to he fucked my whole family"
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Another word for “wank”
I walked in on Charlie Having a Johnny quango
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v.) The act of ejecting matter from the stomach, into the mouth and then projecting that matter into the mouth of a mate at the end of a planned rendezvous to convey satisfaction in libations consumed within four hours of the act.
Man 1: Hey man, how was your date last night?
Man 2: It was great! We started the night with Mint Juleps at the Ritz, dinner at Sushi Inoue
was fantastic and we finished with Jagar bombs at Lobby Bar. Then, after the cab ride to her place, I Johnny Depped her at the door.
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When a woman uses the urinal in a portable toilet rather than sitting on the fecal-filled black hole of death.
This brave act takes great dexterity - is not recommended for women over 300 pounds and should be attempted for urinating only as feces may cause clogging of said urinal
Anybody know where the bathroom is?
Yeah, see that blue thing over there...it's a Johnny on the Twat
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Johnny Depp is the most sexiest adn the most talented actor I have ever seen! He puts his own uniuqe character into his roll he plays in and he is BRILLIANT! I have never seen an actor have as much talent as Johnny Depp! He is the kind of actor that inspires everyone! He is my all time favorite actor because he puts his heart into his work and he always gives an awsome performence and I always look for to seeing him in his movies. My favorite movie in the whole world is the best movie i have ever seen him in- PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN! That is my all time favorite movie and Johnny Depp is AWSOME in that movie! He is so funny and sexy! He looks so hott with that eyeliner on! But, once again, he put great character in his roll and MADE that movie! There is no other actor like Johnny Depp and there never will be! If i could only meet him! That would be so awsome! But I know that would never happen. I hope he knows how much he is loved and appreciated to the whole world. We love him so much! He is the best actor the world will ever know.
The most talented actor in the world
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A major league baseball player with native american blood. He loves the land, and respects the great spirit. he has many pow-wows to celebrate his baseball victories.
Johnny Damon lives in a long-house
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Johnny Depp is the greatest actor of our time, but of course we already know this. What annoys me is people think he's some sort of newbie actor who's only come on the scene since POTC!! i know, i sometimes feel like grabbing their pathetic little notebooks with "i heart johnny depp" plastered all over it and whacking them on the head! yes, i am annoyed THAT much!!!!!!
He's been around forever and many of us have grown up watching him and his looks arent what got him famous no he can actually (*shock*) ACT!!! Uh huh, i am telling the truth. now all you little obsessives go change out of your pirate costume and find someone more deserving of your clinginess. Let me think....Orlando Bloom perhaps.
Obsessive clueless "fan": oh my gawd i like love johnny depp in POTC he's like super H-O-T-T!!!
Normal fan: yeah, but did you see him in Fear&Loathing?
Obsessive clueless "fan":(*long...long ..long pause*).............oh my gawd i like love johnny depp in POTC he's like super H-O-T-T!!!
Normal fan: now, were did i put my long sharp pointy knife, its around here somewhere....
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