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waffle house mashed with waffle cum and Mexican semen
Can I get some Waffle Semen with my Coffee?
A person who alive thanks to a sperm donor and may not know their ethnic background; a mutt.
Where are you? Puerto Rican? Cuban? Scottish?
I don't know. I am a semen puppy.
when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand
I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.
liquid inside your ballsack or smthing idk im dumb asf
the place where billions of kids are located
Guy 1: OMG IM GONNA BUST OUT MY THICK CREAMY SEMEN!!!11 OMAGAAAAASH!!!11!!1
Guy 2: Kan i hav sum>>>>?/??
a term used when unable to say vagina in social conversation.
You don't want to go diving in a recently used semen shelter.
When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.
“I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”
When your semen is red when you ejaculate for the first time.
Yo is used my ketchup Semen for my hot dog yesterday.