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An all mighty man that can strike down anyone with the tip of his finger. Hope to god (wait he is your god) you never cross paths with a Mathias.
Everbody: Nice to meet you, what’s your name?
Mathias: Mathias
Everbody: oh god no, Mathias Grim God of Shank
Mathias: I am your god
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See Homesar and you shanked my jangaship! for a full listing.
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For one or several male(s) to ejaculate in a glass cup, then break the cup and use it to shank somebody, the surprise is that nobody will see it coming.
When Roy was rejected by that girl in the club, he proceeded to prepare and administer a bukake shank combi surprise to said girl.
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Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.
Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.
Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.
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this is a complex road man phrase only to be use when you are going on level 30 road man
come down my ends means if you come to my area
and you get bear shanked means if you go their they will stab you
hard man levl 24: you wan'na fight bruv
road man levl 30: come down my ends you get bear shanked
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A golf shot that flies of the club at right angle at head height as an effect from the golfer drinking Thai Chang beer just before
Yumm 6.4 % glug glug , address ball , Four !!! That was a right Chang shank.
A rosy toned penis used to slaughter pussy
Derrick was so mad at Gina for say "he's a baby and he's a boy" 10,000 times that he stabbed her over and over again with his pink shank until her pussy wept tears of creamy joy.