Shit Slide

The part between the colon and the ass hole.

I feel a turd coming down the shit slide, wheres the nearest bathroom

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Bump and Slide

A dick move used by assholes in Gran Turismo who can't drive. They bump you in a corner and then slide right by.

Ass hat; "Watch me run the bump and slide on this fuck.."

You: "Fucking dick...."

Ass hat: "I win"

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Activated the Slide

Idiom. The act of quitting your job in a fit of reckless fury, perhaps justified, but still hasty in nature. Origin: JetBlue Flight attendant Steven Slater, early 21st c., August 9-10, 2010. cf. "jumping the shark"; 20th c. "postal".

USA Today: "As the plane was landing, Slater got on the public-address system and cussed at the passenger, the Port Authority said. He then grabbed at least one beer, activated the slide, slid down and went to his car, it said."

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Chessy Slide

lube up with cheese

I did Chessy Slide in Ant's ass last night, best nachos of my life.

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Slide Kick

The act of sliding on the ground while kicking, as done by Kirby in Nightmare on Dreamland for the GBA. Commonly used as a solution to any problem in a video game.

Guy 1: ARGH! I can't beat this three snake boss in A Link to the Past!
Guy 2: Have you tried.... SLIDE KICKING?!
Guy 1: No....
Guy 2: WELL DO IT!
Guy 1: HOLY S*** IT WORKED! Thanks, bro!

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Slide Over

𝕀𝕥’𝕤 𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕝𝕠𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕚ℙ𝕒𝕕 𝕞𝕠𝕕𝕖𝕝𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕖. 𝕀𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕦𝕝𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕜 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝟚 𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕤. 𝕀𝕥’𝕤 𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕗𝕦𝕝.

I love using Slide Over!

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Sliding the Cheese

When a man performs cunnilingus on a yeast infected vagina, collects all the "yeasties" on his tongue and French kisses the woman.

This girl had a yeast infection and asked me if I was down for sliding the cheese with her and some close friends.

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