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The act of a man masturbating using Vaseline as a lubricant, and upon completion lighting his dick on fire.
Andy was feeling particularly spicy, so he preformed a slippery heater once he got home from school.
When you try to poop in the toilet but miss
I was going to the bathroom, boy was it a slippery ham
To short cut like a boss, be led or lead to a place of unspeakable possibilities, fastest way to awesomeness
"Mate hit this slippery jeffery on ya left.... do it.... you'll thank me later"
To use bacon grease in place of lube. A slippery bacony treat.
Yo I totally just slippery hogged her booty
Did you have sex? Yeah we slippery hogged.
Why does it smell like bacon? We slippery hogged.
When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.
Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!
when you dip a midget in olive oil and slop his head in your anus, then you fart him out
-"why are you walking like that?"
-"Slippery marc bro..."
-"oh.... no worry...been there done that..."
There's Alexander Grace and Alok
Hym "No. Slippery slope fallacy.. You can pay me for my work. You're LYING and trying to frame it as though you're giving me something for nothing. I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU DO THIS. YOU CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO DO THIS."