Random
Source Code
Random
Ponce from the south of England who don't half talk funny and drinks lady-drinks!
SharpAsKnifes
24👍 8👎
A commuter college in Marietta GA settled between Cobb Parkway, South Marietta Parkway, and South Cobb Drive.
It is an engineering and technical college that was created in 1948 as an alternative for students who didn't want to get academically raped at Georgia Tech, through a hands and applied approach.
SPSU students are more likely to get hired upon graduation, however stealing GA Tech's mascot, and bastardizing it. GA Tech = yellow jackets while SPSU = green hornets.
Like GA Tech, the women at SPSU are few and far between. This is why the acronym for this college also stands for Sausage Party State University.
Also due to this lack of women, SPSU also churns out gays who have given up on women and hook up with their room mates.
Dude, let's go out this weekend. Nah, I think I'm going to stay around Sausage Party State University and work on my bromance with my roomie.
Only at Southern Polytechnic State University.
42👍 17👎
Southern Lehigh is a rural school in a rather wealthy area of majority homogeneous (white) student population; nevertheless the influx of African-Americans and Puerto-Ricans has severely damaged its reputation of late. Often times considered an athletic cesspool by outsiders, one has to look no further than the swim team to find the heart and soul of the athletic, academic and social community*. Southern Lehigh graduates and students alike pride themselves on their ability to consume mass quantities of alcohol with apparent ease*.
*All references to things “good” are 98% a reflection of the graduated society
The studly swimmers drank copious amounts of alchohol while rejoicing in their social greatness
161👍 91👎
Southern Lehigh High School is a place that was curated by the devil himself. If you are looking to become calloused by a place and the people within it, you have come to the right place. There is a certain cruelty and hatred that exists here that is unfathomable and unbelievable. Surrounded by a depressing atmosphere of flat, wet, fields that were often cold and plagued with a wicked wind chill, you cannot even escape the coldness of the people you are surrounded by. There is no diversity in terms of beliefs, race, religion, sexuality or honestly any other factor. It is a bubble that is hardly escaped because it is only in this high school that racism, homophobia, and other forms of blatant disrespect and ignorance are swept under the rug time and time again. The administration is no better than the student body, as most of them attended nearby high schools with similar beliefs.
"Did you hear about the bomb threat at Southern Lehigh High School?"
"Oh, yeah. Some kid did it to get out of an English test I think."
The act of getting a blow job from a venomous snake. Letting the snake shed its skin on your pickle. And then using your newfound poisonous condom to give unforgivable cowgirl to someone you're related to.
"Yo Traj, why are you limping like that?"
"Oh, I was just testing out the Southern Alberta Snake Technique with my brother last night. What an experience!"
The act of driving one's car into the office door of his grandmother's home office.
Not to be confused with the Norther Texas Door Jam
I Southern Texas Door Jammed my grandma.
Door Jam
A burger that comes with beets
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of the Southern Wild Burger, you should try it!"
62👍 32👎