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The best fair that could ever possibly occur. After the Olp Fair, everyone goes crazy. Summer is on the horizon. The fair is filled with rides, some popular ones are Zipper and Gravatron. Everyone will tell you “Omg you know how many people have gotten tossed out of the zipper” but it never has happened. The Olp Fair is the best time of the year without a doubt. Everyone gets excited for it and everyone knows to bring their quarters for the infamous quarter game where no one ever wins.
DUDE THE OLP FAIR IS TOMORROW! SUMMER HERE WE COME
When is somethings fair
Yo man I can’t go out tonight recovering from yesterday’s tailgate
Fair shots fair shots
She doesn't need a fair shot bitch. Life isn't fair. Enjoy inferiority.
Hym "Nah bitch. Your slut daughter doesn't need a fair shot. Life ain't fair. Am I getting a fair shot? No. So you can eat a dick. That whore need to 'work harder' and stop making excuses for losing to the tranny. She sucked less she wouldn't be losing."
n. A conversation where one or more of the participants curse casually and frequently.
Greg: "%^*& you, you ^*&@ing piece of god%&^ @#$%!"
Bob: "Whoa, watch the swear fair, dude. There's children around here."
A slut who will suck on anyone's dick
I don't want you to suck my cock your such an Esme fair
The opposite of a sausage fest; a situation in which only women are present or greatly outnumber any amount of men present.
(Upon arriving at a baby shower)
"Ugh, man, this whole thing's such a cherry fair."
When someone offers a favor, but in reality, they want you do the majority of the work.
Translated from French, this is a "let them do it" favor.
Darius: "The company laid me off, but they are willing to give me a strong recommendation during my job search."
Maddy: "Sounds like a laissez-faire faveur."
Darius: "Why do you say that?"
Maddy: "That happened to me once. It was all cool until the CEO told me to write my own recommendation for them to edit and return to me on company letterhead."