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a virgin white girl who’s a wholesome bean but very ignorant about anything sexual. Sometimes also dumb as fuck but very sweet and well meaning.
It's a miracle you've been on the internet this long and don't even know what rule 34 is! You're such a vanilla bean virgin!
a pleasant smelling cream formula used for adults in whom frequently obtain a chapped or rashed anus, taint, and or gooch. This cream formula is rich with minerals to help restore natural skin surfaces and has a vanilla scent to block usual asshole odors. With its thick pasty texture, it has also been used to absorb and sanitize anal leakage.
e.g. Brad pitt: Honey, wheres my vanilla ass cream? Jolie: Oh, is ur butthole leaking again? Brad: No, my taint is chapped from watching that IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT marathon.
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A mysterious act or concept that nobody really knows about, but many claim they know how to do.
"Wanna know about Triple Vanilla Sex? Okay, take some vanilla ice cream, put all the weed inside, mix it all together, you take it, you get high, it's the craziest feeling ever."
"No, no, no, I know about Triple Vanilla Sex. It's when you're with your girl, and you take the Vanilla Ice Cream and you eat it all over each other."
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A special type of body painting exercise during which a man covers a female in a vanilla colored fluid generally from the penis
McKay: That bitch's tan is so fake.
Nathan: Dude you best lighten it up for her then.
McKay: Good call, I'll give her a Vanilla Paint Job.
Nathan: She will be so thankful.
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The worst tasting soda ever. Might be the only time to buy a regular coke.
Guy 1: Hey dude have a vanilla coke
Guy 2: Alright
Guy 2: AW SH*T ITS FLAT!
Guy 1: Bro, I hate flat vanilla coke.
Guy 1: Lets get some regular coke.
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jizzing in some ones mouth usualy while sleeping or during intercourse.
"bro i gave jim a vanilla milk shake while he was asleep it was everywhere."
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During sex, you pull out and cum in her belly button, filling it to the top. During threesome's it's customary for the other female to eat this treat.
Tony just got up and left. I tried to go after him and spilled my vanilla snack pack everywhere. I gotta wash these sheets.