blowing minds

When someone is doing something stupid, when something shocking happens, when someone does the opposite of what you would or makes you feel a discomfort.

“That shit blowing minds”

“Can you stop talking, you blow minds”
“You really with Jonny that shit blowsminds”

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blowing dandelions

The act of an individual being recorded while giving a blowjob to a dandelion, spitting out the seeds onto your hand, and blowing it into the air. It is a way of signifying to other people how homosexual you are.

person: *sends video of themself blowing dandelions*
person 2: Are you coming out to me?

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blow job

What happens to experimental 12-year-old boys if left alone around a vacuum cleaner for extended periods of time.

Prepubescent boys all know where to get good blow jobs--the utility closet.

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Blow Dance

Instead of getting a lap dance from a skinny girl, u get a lap dance from a bigger/husky girl and while her back side is turned to you, she lets a round of queefs in your face.

Guy one: Dude im going to go get a lap dance.
Guy two: Screw that im goin to get a blow dance!
Guy one: What the hell is a blow dance?
Guy two: I'll tell ya this, dont smell me after i get one.

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Okie Blow

Pressing down with your finger on to one side of your nose and blowing out snot out threw the other side... Used when you need to bow your nose and do not have a kleenex. Sometimes also known as Farmer Blow... But never ever, ever, ever known as Hobo Blow.

EEWWW!!! Did he just okie blow his nose? He is so nasty!

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blow mud

A rapid evacuation of feces from the colon. Diarrhea. A violent defecation.

"After eating at Taco Bell, I always have to blow mud."

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blow out

The most ridiculous looking haircut to ever be sported by white people. It's an extra long tape up that is gelled into spikes, making the hair look like an extra greasy afro. A required hairstyle to grind with the true sluts in ANY Long Island club. The most famous, and arguably the original, blow outs are worn by Carmine and John Gotti Agnello, stars of A&E's "Growing Up Gotti." For accessories to complete the look, see tape up.

Blow out: Yo i spent 45 minutes gellin my fuckin heaa bitch you betta suck my salsicc'
True Slut: Ok but yo betta take me to the tanning salon when were done cuz im stahtin to turn white again.
Blow out: Arite whateva the fuck you say you fuckin cunt slut.
True Slut: Hee hee hee, Vinnie you ah so funny.
Blow out: Dats right bitch, I know John Gotti now get in my G35 and suck my dick.

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