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A pigeon infested hellscape where people think you are posh, drink tea and eat crumpets all day with your pinky sticking out like the fucking queen when in reality it’s just as fucked up as any other place you could think of. Probably worse. Too much fucking rain and pigeon shit everywhere. We are all just stupid fucking tiktokers who go to rubbish high schools and act like chavs all fucking day long. Just because we live in the same city as the queen, doesn’t mean we are all posh. We block tubes and bridges for climate change protests and pollution. We complain about the weather weather it’s hot or cold or raining or snowing or cloudy or pigeons are falling from the sky. It doesn’t matter. WE ARE NOT POSH.
American friend: “oh my gawd you live in London! Have you met the queen? What do crumpets and tea taste like? You’re so posh!
London chav：“I have no fucking clue.”
London is a very strong 💪🏾 girl and is a very positive person if u have a problem with her jus let her know so she can cut you off she is also a very beautiful Girl with the best fashion she wakes up ready to get dress even on a day she not going no where even if her hair not done she still slayed 💋she is that girl and she is the besties 👯 ♀️ friend u can can
London is a bad bitch with good fashion
"Have you been to London yet?"
"Yeah, i got stabbed a couple of times."
The thiccest bitch you know and thats a fact.
nobody:
London: IM GAY AND THICC PERIOD POO
london
London is a very Handsome young man. He can talk and be a savage but makes sure he gets his work done in school. He is really smart but if u be nice to him he will be nice to u. He is a very good friend and he will always stick up for his friends. he has blonde hair brown eyes. He also may get mad at his friends but everytime u talk to him u will always have a smile on your face.
Have u ever seen London at your school
by London November 19, 2023
He is very fat he sucks at fighting he is ugly and thinks he is cool