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The "Three-Week" theory is a developmental hypothesis stating that any obsession that occurs past the length of three consecutive weeks will become cemented within the personality and manner of the obsessor.
The "Three-Week" theory begins with an individual learning about or re familiarizing themselves with a certain subject. This subject can be a person, place, thing, or idea. The obsessor throws their entire physical, mental, and spiritual selves into the study, following, and application of said subject. While most cases of hardcore obsession cease after a period spanning anywhere from fifteen minutes to two weeks, the obsessors in these cases prolong their obsession to the length of a three-week period. Once this three week period is hit, the obsession has been proven to occupy a small but significant portion of the obsessors brain. At this point, the impact of the obsession will now become long-lasting, or in some cases, permanent. Most obsessors may be aware after the three-week period that their obsession has reached the point of no return, though some obsessors lack the self-awareness to recognize the unnatural nature of their obsession.
Friend 1: I can't believe Jennifer's still obsessed with Jacob Sartorius. I thought it was just a joke but it's been three whole weeks.
Friend 2: According to the "Three-Week" theory, there's no stopping her obsession now.
Mid-coitus, getting your finger, generally the middle one, three knuckles deep in her ass and giving a little spin, or "swirl."
Usually done as a complete surprise.
"I gave her the old three knuckle swirl, she fucking loved it!"
"I tried the three knuckle swirl on her, she wasn't having it."
Three males and a female will engage in a sexual cumotion. Materials you will need: a live American Robin (or fresh American Robin egg), and a can of live worms. At least one of the males will need to have a full colon of feces. The endeavor begins with the first male (the one with the full colon) defecating inside of the female's vagina, followed by the live American Robin being holstered into her anus, and finally the can of worms shall be loaded into her oral cavity. Up to this point, everything has been preparation for the actual act: Three Bony Robbins. After these preliminary steps have been take each male chooses a cavity to penetrate with his erect penis. Each male continues until ejaculation. The process is not fully completed until the female has excreted the entire American Robin in her succeeding bowel movement.
How 'bout we grab some drinks, two other guys, and head back to my place and Three Bony Robbins.
Three Big Balls (noun): A satirical, 2-minute-long hip-hop song published by DigBarGayRaps on YouTube. Assumes the perspective of a male narrator, describing the events of him partaking in homosexual intercourse. Also commonly referred to as "Four Big Guys".
Yes, Sir. Big dick, big dick. Big ol' dick, dick. Three big balls, look like we playing tennis. He got a big dick, I think his name Dennis. I jerk his dick until that nigga finish, his dick big and green, it taste just like spinach. Dudes! Dudes! I love when they send me all the nudes. Had to make him nut 'cause his balls were blue. He din't have a clue! He slide in and out my ass just like he's cleaning out gutters. Dick bigger than a stick of butter. Saw that big dick swinging up in the motherfucking hallway. He like me and my friends, 'cause we're all gay! We like dick. I like his ass, 'cause it's thick. He 'gon fuck my butt 'till I shit, and dick is dry, so I spit on the tip. Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes. They eat my ass just like apple pie. If they keep fucking me like this, I might just die. They pipe my booty 'till I cry. He licked my dick and the cum start drippin'. I took a bite out his ass, it taste like lemon pepper chicken!"
A woman who has had oral (mouth), anal(Butt) and vaginal (pussy) sex with the same partner.
When your girl gives you a blow job, lets you lay the pipe and takes it in the butt she is three hole qualified.
In a lowrider, hitting a turn hard enough to lift a wheel up. Best utilized after taking another sip of the potion.
Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting,
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
She was home by herself and horny. So she did the three finger shuffle.