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Snow Ape

Long ago a great dragon gave birth to the Han master race. As members of the Han rose to power and one of these was a princess of unparalleled beauty and destined to produce superior offspring beyond anything imaginable but on a outing observing the beauty of the ocean her ship was thrown into a mighty a storm. She only survived but she never forgot her people were born of the great ancient dragon and refused to be humiliated again. She ventured into the mountains of the island and found beautiful hot springs. As she happily ran to the spring to bathe a pack of growling beasts attacked her, As nightfall came she was forced to breed with these savages and her screams faded into the night. A creature was born and the once proud daughter of the dragon looked into the eyes of the creature she birthed and uttered two words " Snow Ape ", thus the japanese people were born. Although the Snow Ape people are half savage ape they do possess a small amount of dragon ancestry which civilized them to a small degree. The japanese should never forget their heritage and place below the mighty Han master race but they should feel proud to not be complete savages and remember with their limited intelligence they can still serve a greater purpose to their masters the Han Chinese. Everytime a Snow Ape looks into the distance out into the ocean he or she remembers their place and to be thankful a daughter of the dragon came to their island long ago.

Man 1: Hey man look how hot that woman is. Man 2: Bruh that's a snow ape, they are half princess but also half scum so be careful bro.

by Superior Han teacher February 19, 2021

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Snow bunny

A white girl who is only into/or mostly into black guys

Guy 1: โ€œDamn, you see how Amelia got with Tyrone?โ€
Guy 2: โ€œYeah, sheโ€™s a snow bunny, dude. Sheโ€™s fucked every black guy in our school.โ€

by Thecomedynigga March 28, 2020

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Snow Flash

When a Canadian rap star makes one hit song inspired by traumatic real life experience.

"Informer" by Snow is a Snow Flash

by QuefingItReal February 6, 2010

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caveman snow

a dank ass weed with light blue coloration
may be covered in white snowflake like clusters of thc
some of the best weed around

dylan: yo homie dat shiz the dank
matt: yeah my homeslice i smoke is the blue now
micheal: yo dis shit is the caveman snow

by icecoldmatt November 12, 2007

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Snow Brain

A complete and utter mush of your brain as soon as you see snow falling. Full effect happens when at least 2 inches of the white stuff is on the ground and you can play. Snow brain takes over all thoughts and ensures you forget everything you should be doing and forces you to get excited about rolling about in it. Often affects children and diminishes as you get older, but not always. Often affects men more than women. Women equivalent is baby brain.

Look! Look!! It's snowing!!! I'm so excited!!! I can't think of a thing else! I have to go! I have snow brain!

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

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shoveling snow

the act of selling or doing cocaine

"A bitter chill from shoveling snow, hustling blow and ecstasy pills to pay electricity bills." Apathy - the winter

by dick shunary February 7, 2009

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Snow Cap

1. A trade name for a dank strand of medicinally viable cannabis. Itโ€™s a Sativa-dominant hybrid strain. Origins trace it back to Cali.

2. Playful term for referring to someone with completely white, silvery, or pale gray hair. Can refer to someone with dyed hair or who has obtained it from the passage of time. In similar vein to calling your red head friend a โ€œgingerโ€โ€™or โ€œcarrot topโ€. Compare to: โ€œgranny hairโ€, โ€œall saltโ€, โ€œcotton topโ€

3. When spelled as โ€œsno-capโ€ it refers to a semi sweet chocolate candy you but at movie theaters and only eat during the previews.

4. Just another term for โ€œIce capโ€ on a mountain.

1. James said that heโ€™s gonna try Snow cap from dispensary to see if it treats his migraines and anxiety as well as his usual strains.

2. Nana has decided to dye her entire head white and embrace being a snow cap instead of trying to cover up the white patches with brunette dye.

3. Sno caps never taste as satisfying as I expect.

by IbreathAir November 16, 2019

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