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To have an affair with a woman/multiple women, preferably from Argentina. Email is the main form of communication, although in this case, an actual visit is needed.
Press: Where is Sanford?
Joel Sawyer, Sanford's spokesperson: Uhh...He's... Hiking the Appalachian Trail...Yeah, that's the ticket.
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For a man to have vaginal sex with a woman who is not his wife. Can be used as a reference to a married man having an illicit sexual affair, and deceiving everyone about it by telling them he's doing something else.
"The Appalachian Trail" refers to the woman's vagina.
Mark Sanford, the Governor of South Carolina, flew to South America to see his mistress and told everyone, including his staff, that he 'would be gone for a few days hiking the Appalachian Trail.'
"Does Bob's wife know he's taking that hot secretary with him on his business trip? Looks to me like he's planning on hiking the Appalachian Trail."
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The most fucking jappiest place on earth.
If you go to trails end camp your a jew.
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After having long vigerous sex with a girl from behind one's testicals at most times become coated with the womans juices, the man then pushes the girl flat onto the bed then drags his balls from her ass to the back of her neck leaving a slimy trail.
after pounding eustice's vag from behind now after several hours, larry realiseing that his nuts are drenched in her snatch slime he forced eustice flat on the bed and gave her a good ol " mail Snail Trail "
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a special "blend" of pooh and hardened cum nuggets that is to be enjoyed as a snack in between rounds of sex, particularly anal. Singed pubic hairs are often added to the mixture for extra texture and flavoring in Venezuala.
Damn, your mom makes some sweet Appalachian trail mix.
I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.
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after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache
he gave her a turkish dust trail and she never had anal sex again
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When a male soaks his testicles in a glass of warm water (or milk) and then proceeds to drag said testicles across an unsuspecting victims forehead.
Did you hear about Cody? He was an unsuspecting victim of a male snail trail last night.
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