Wardell Stephen Curry II

4-time NBA champion and all-time leading 3-point shooter. Curry is commonly referred to as the greatest shooter in basketball history and one of the greatest NBA players of all time. His playstle has inspired lots of players around the world to take more wide open shots thereby, changing the way basketball into what it is as of now.

"Look at Curry man, so inspirational"

- Flightreacts on Wardell Stephen Curry II

Ur nans curry mixture

It’s absolutely delicioso and has chikmin insid it yum but it can be used as an insult

Fuck u go eat ur nans curry mixture

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Curry Attention Deficit Disorder

or CADD

The phenomenon that starts approximately 8 minutes after first tucking into a curry, after the initial taste begins to wear off, you've tried all dishes on the table, and you're left with an increasingly lukewarm curry with the oil separating out around the edge.

Once started, CADD generally lasts as long as it takes to mindlessly nibble away the last bit of greasy naan in a zombie like state.

CADD is generally induced by excessive beer consumption reacting against the absorbent naan in stomach and can only be cured by getting the bill and moving on to shots until the volume in stomach subsides.

Some people are seemingly immune to CADD and continue to behave in a buzzard-like manner, picking up all scraps from the dishes and other people's plates until the last bit of cold, greasy naan has been devoured.

Luca - "what es e wrong paulo?" (Spoke in an Italian accent)

Paul - "I've totally got Curry Attention Deficit Disorder, I'm flagging dude"

Luca - "bloodey hell paulo, you and your CADD you should not ev had that 5th pop-e-dom and 3rd Tiger beeri you idiot, let's get some shots in to ease the blockage!"

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4 man curry job

four men going for a curry

Me and my friends had a 4 man curry job last night.

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Improvised Explosive Curry

IEC's are used by our friends in the funny hats... They are not quite as complex as IED's (Improvised Explosive Device) which is used by our friends in the middle east, because the funny hat people dont have the technological advancements yet. If you were to ever get in your car and an IEC went of, possible side effects include rashes, funny smell, and death.

Muslim 1 - "Holy Sh*t dude! That Durga just blew up an Improvised Explosive Curry bomb. Allah! If they start using those on us we have no chance of our Jihad raids."

Muslim 2 - "Too bad we don't know how to use curry like that."

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Jambo dango curry wango

A boy from Scotland who goes to India to learn how to answer a phone, Then eats curry every day and doesn't stop talking about it

That jaymie that works at prudential is such a jambo dango curry wango he needs to stop eating curry

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Curry On My Wayward Bun Burger

A burger with curry flavors

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Curry On My Wayward Bun Burger, you should try it!"

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