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Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.

Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.

by xXN00B_SAIB0T777Xx July 8, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


even thought the moment passed me by i still can't turn away

best goo goo dolls song ever.

And even though the moment passed me by
I still can't turn away
Cuz all the dreams you never thought you'd lose
Got tossed along the way
And letters that you never meant to send
Got lost or thrown away

And now we're grown up orphans
And never knew their names
We don't belong to no one
That's a shame
But you could hide beside me
Maybe for a while
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name

And scars are souvenirs you never lose
The past is never far
Did you lose yourself somewhere out there?
Did you get to be a star?
And don't it make you sad to know that life
Is more than who we are

We grew up way too fast
And now there's nothing to believe
And reruns all become our history
A tired song keeps playing on a tired radio
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name
I won't tell em' your name
Oooh, oooh, oooh
I won't tell em' your name
Ow!

I think about you all the time
But I don't need the same
It's lonely where you are
Come back down
And I won't tell 'em your name

by katie April 17, 2005

47๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.

Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!

by StKxTOXiCiTYx June 17, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think

Trying to explain something to someone and no matter how well or how much you explain they just don't get it or refuse to get it.

"All the evidence shows there was no election fraud but trump supporters still won't believe, you can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think"

by Anton bevermarsh January 10, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!

BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!

BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!

by Minnie 07 November 7, 2022

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".

A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".

by MoLincs September 20, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!

A general statement made when you're perplexed with certain results.

Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.

As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.

In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"

by el aficionado October 29, 2013

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