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The drink you thought at the time was a good idea but you didn't manage to drink. More often than not you will mistakenly have a good slug of it in the middle of the night before you realize it has a massive amount of alcohol in it. Bed swill can often be the final straw to making you bucket drunk.
I was too drunk to finish that ridiculously strong end if the night drink. I woke up parched and had a huge swig of it before I realized it was a whiskey and cola, not a plain cola. I'd totally gotten away with not puking until I drank that bed-swill.
A person who sits in bed and watches television or plays on the computer too much.
George would rather sit in bed and watch movies ( be a Bed Yam) than go out with his friends.
The inability (if only psychosomatically) to move after experiencing a state of fatigue through the day.
“Laura isn’t going to be joining us, she has bed paralysis.”
The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them- and exclaiming it out loud, usually waking up their partner.
“Ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed”
An alternate way to describe having sex in bed. Used by those who also use "sexy time" to describe sex.
Hey honey, you want some bed sugar?
A person (usually an adult) who is so terribly overweight and cumbersome that you just know the mattress wont be able to take the strain and that the bed will audibly crack and then sag like a broken matchstick when the overweight person gets onto it - usually by throwing themselves backwards onto the bed.
Wow! Look at the gross size of that man - bet he's a bed-killer.
A bed of beers made by a Frat boy or a Frat girl. For example after drinks 50 beers or more, the said Frat boy/girl will pass out on top of the bed and sleep until noon the next day.
Guy 1: "how did i get here?"
Guy 2: " you made a Frat Bed and passed out."