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Don't make a fucking big deal out of it. Don't lose your shit over it. Don't have a cow, dude.
If no one wants to kiki, don't make a cluck about it.
1. a warning sign that a social justice warrior (SJW) is about to complain about something- typically existing only in their imagination- using logical fallacies and utter nonsense. esp. when in written form.
2. an indication that the complaining described above is about to commence
white people don't want to date minorities, and we need to talk about it.
white people are increasingly interested in dating minorities, and we need to talk about it.
Magic the Gathering card artwork features Templar Knights, and we need to talk about it
Yeah. I would really like for them to disappear. They seem like people who would attempt to resist the NWO. But I got to let you know that I would sell them out to the government. Contact me for more information on them.
I would like to sell out some cousins and relatives in my family. I’d tell you everything you needed to know about them so you can track them down.
Basically, they have been taking advantage of me for such a long time and have never helped me and have been assholes to me for such a long time. I want you to get someone to take them out for me. Just to make sure that they are out of my way. Maybe you can get some corrupt people in government to watch them or whack them off for me? (Talking to UD Jews)
I’m still looking for someone to help me whack off some of my relatives. I want you to get a corrupt FBI agent or other official to kill them. I’ll sell them out to you guys. In exchange I will keep my word and never expose you. They know about the NWO and are very into gun rights. I want you guys to watch them. They’ve been giving me a hard time for so long and I would really like for someone to deal with them. Maybe for a few months, then take care of them. It would be so good to officially get them out of my life.
dawdling, and slacking off,process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal or objective (pardon the pun: going were the WIND takes you)also used as the way to explain doing nothing in particular as opposed to using the version of fucking about.
Farting About is also a kin to Farting Around!
me on the phone to a friend: "Here buddy, what you doing?"
reply: "Oh Just up the town -Fartin' Aboot / Farting About
Easier way of asking for someone's tiddy pics.
Bro I just told my Sorry about your goldfish. You think she will send?
Concealing the truth about your long, hellish commute so as to fit in with those who have short drives to work, and who rarely experience the road rage that you encounter on a daily basis.
Gloater: I get to work in about 15 minutes. What about you?
Long Commuter: Umm, about the same.
Gloater: Why are you lying about your rage?
Long Commuter: I'm not.
Gloater: You're in Sylmar! Do you chopper to work?
Long Commuter: Okay, asshole! It takes me an hour and a half! Are you happy now, you dick bag?!