Adam is fat

a ginger whos every step he takes shakes the floor and his fat so much he ends up looking like an blob ends up feeling like a Richter 9 scale earthquake

hold on to the wall here comes Adam is fat

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Samuel Adams

American beer the way it's supposed to taste, or one interpretation thereof.

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adam lazzara

Lead singer of Taking Back Sunday.
.poet.artist.
Someone no girl can turn down fucking.

"A night alone with your most obvious weekness, you start shaking at the thought...." That weekness: Adam Lazzara

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Adam Reid

People with this exact name are usually very fat and obese

Adam Reid is THICC

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adam colton

The god/ Tony Hawk of Longboarding

Holy shit look at Adam Colton do work!!!

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Adam Banks

1. Cake eater

2. The best player on The Mighty Ducks team
3. the hottest person in The Mighty Ducks

Adam banks is such a cake eater, but he’s hot tho

Scott Adams

Author of Dilbert, a comic strip where an ordinary office worker named Dilbert is oppressed by a fictionalized version of Scott Adams with pointy hair.

Scott Adams is the Pointy-Haired Boss. Just plug any of his given tweets into a Dilbert comic featuring him or any of the other evil characters.

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